The Troll

All right, folks, so there you have it -- he admits it! He drinks cheap lite beer! And he made fun of me for drinking pina coladas! Let's continue with our photo journey: Bankrupt by Kenny Through the Rope Hole Looks Cold Bridge on the River Slime Daddy, What's a Medicine Show? Guitar Playing Quack Bowline Free Hopper Pass Make Up Your Mind Checkers, Anyone? In Character Not Surprise, Surprise, a Lantern in a Troll Report Muck Cutters Counter Service, Once Proof 30,000 Layers of Paint So how do you like this batch? Hope you like them!

Oh schnap! Is anyone else experiencing this?

I really appreciate all the positive feedback I've been getting! Thanks, everyone! Now let's continue... Kenny's Bane Tired of Replacing Fence Posts Please Never Change Just Hangin' Out What Was That? I Know You're Up There! How Do You Do That? Zoe's Nemesis Don't Make Me Come Up There! This is Our Campsite! Even in February Undressed for Winter Long Shot Closeup Troll's Job Site Prickly Common Sight at the Fort One Very Unhappy Child Ready for Chip and Dale Holding Back Indy's Boulder Hot Dog, Anyone? Primo Seats Projection Booth Straddling the Fence OK, folks, that's

Ham Overgrown Picnics Faux Hoodoos Squirrel's Ashtray What's the Point? Par for the Course Encouraging Sign? Pop's Diving Platform Looks Can Be Deceiving Eyesore In the Spirit of Cupid Not Yet Mini Canyon Ain't Foolin' Anyone Cannibalized Light Bulb Why Not on Clementine's? Still Bloomin' Mother Nature's Clotheline River Country Rock Climbing River Country Mountain Top Sprung a Leak Citrus Doorstop Shade Bathing OK, folks, that's all for now. Still to come -- shots from the Settlement and Zoe goes on the hunt!

Good morning, everyone! I'm so happy for the positive reviews! To tell the truth, when I signed up, I really didn't know if I'd be welcome here. So glad everyone is so friendly. Now let's have some fun with comments. Yeah, the cave (and under the bridge) get kind of lonely. Even a troll has to come out and socialize! The abandoned windmill is in the grassy area in front of the Pioneer Hall, very close to the blacksmith shop. If you didn't know it was there, you'd miss it. It now just looks like a dead tree with vines all over it. Yep! Zoe's her name. And she's still the star of this show.

That's me!

Woops! Sorry, folks! Whenever you create a new album in Blue Melon, it gets created as "Private" by default. Should be fixed now!

Hello, all, from your friendly Fort troll. If you've never heard of me, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Norm, aka The Troll. Why am I called The Troll? Well, it's a long story. Let's just say that I tend to express some rather...controversial opinions. I have a tendency to say what I think, and sometimes that rankles some feathers! Anyway, I am who I am and I want to do a little experiment. You're invited along for the ride. This is a departure from the conventional trip report. What I'm about to do here is present a photo essay consisting of pictures I took around the Fort during the Troll

And the answer is...SCRABBLE! It's me, Norm, the one and only genuine Troll, the hater of blowups, especially ones that depict the baby Jesus! Hey, how come you can troll steel testicles and get away with it but if I criticize sacrilegious made-in-China Walmart blowups, I get raked over the coals?! Not fair, I say, not fair! TCD gets all the Get Out of Jail Free cards he wants!

Well, now, would I be welcome here? Of course! Who could resist a TCD trip report? What's this? TCD has thrown down the gauntlet?! It's on, sir! Prepare to be bested. Provided, that is, the landlord approves of my presence here.