Just Beachy

Ok...since you all are ruining my little surprise... I purchased 24 tiaras for WWW. If we have more than 24 wild womenz, then we will need some to bring their own. Otherwise, that is my gift to the group and I had better see you all wearing them!! :rofl3:

(In the spirit of full disclosure, they are at Angie's house right now. Hopefully she will remember to bring them!!!)

:bugeyes: :panic: Maintenance needs to get these fixed before February!!!

So far the list of competitors looks like this:

Angie

Karla

Judy

Marty

Monique

Anyone else?

Bringing a rifle on the airplane is now frowned upon, so I'm afraid you ladies will have to learn how to twirl a baton.

PRIZES?!?!?!?!!!

No one said anything about prizes.

Now I'll have to break out the rhinestone-bedazzled, gold lame' spandex unitard!!

You weren't going to do that unless there were prizes? Geez! And, yes, there will be prizes. I didn't say they'd be great...just that there will be some.

I am working on, and open to any suggestions for, a prize for the winner of the WWW2013 Twirl-Off. Not sure yet if I will reveal the prize early or just on the day of the competition.

I used the new men's room in the village to wash the pork grease off my hands. Those new restrooms are very nice. I wanted to take a photo, but there were a lot of guys in there, so I didn't. I'm not a creep, you know.

If you had taken that picture, I think you would have been on the receiving end of a not-so-magical beat-down. Wise decision!! :rofl2:

I love your description of the scene at the slide! I caught myself laughing out loud at my desk. Thankfully no one noticed anything odd about that, though. I would like to think I would have said something to the kid, but I'm afraid, like you, I would have frozen up and gotten out of there also. However, the older I get, the less I care what other people think about what I say. I love people who have no problem speaking up.

I guess this is why they won't serve alcohol in MK. They must be afraid the drunk guests will forget where they are and start tipping the guests dressed like this.

Thanks for the pics! I love that the dogs were enjoying themselves. We camped at Ricketts Glen State Park near there when I was a kid. I would love to go back there again. One of my sweatshirts is at the bottom of the lake there.

I feel sorry for any SOB's at the Fort in February who try to do laundry.

Dave, I just feel sorry for anyone else at the Fort in February. :rofl2:

Darn you Carol!!! You tricked me! I made it as far as 2:50 of the video, and now I'm going to have nightmares! :banghead:

Oh no, Dave! I was going to warn you, but you got here first!! You poor guy! Carol needs to post a warning for things like that.

:wetpants: (me...coming face to face with a bear)

Nicki, all I can say is we really had a blast last year. I can't remember when I've laughed so much!

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo down for this, I'm envoking MRP RIGHT NOW, but I might know a girl who might have done a little twirling of the stick... :clint:

The competition grows!! Woohoo!! :jumpforjoy

I'll bring the video camera but I couldn't twirl a baton sober much less drinking... now if you want me to twirl around a pole, that I can probably be tempted to do drunk

I'm wondering if video will scare them off. These ladies may want to exercise the MPR. Sort of like in Vegas.

:annce:

Ladies!! I have some exciting news to tell you!! A couple of years ago (or maybe it was last year, who can remember with all that alcohol...) we discovered that at least two of our www Fiends (no...I am NOT one of them!) were baton twirlers back in "the day". So....for some reason, I remembered this little fact and brought it to the attention of said Fiends. The baton will be packed and brought to WWW2013!! Bring on Competition Twirl-Off 2013!!!!! Not sure of the rules. I think we can vote on it when we get there. Anyone else attending who wants to join the competition, feel free!! All are welcome!! This should be a lot of fun. Metal rods, tossed in the air, by drunk women, possibly with ends flaming. What could go wrong?!! :rofl2:

You're gonna love it!! Enjoy!!

Loved your TR, Stef! Sad to see it end. Thank you for writing these and taking all the pics. It's awesome to be able to see the Fort and Fiends, especialy since I can only get there about once a year. It makes it a little easier to have to wait. Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

No worries. I'm a hugger, too. And I don't care if Lou doesn't want a hug...he's getting one from me anyway!! :hug:

lmao

All I can say is I LOVE ALL OF YOU, you can take the worst day and always make me SMILE

:heartsmiley: :hugsmiley: :hugs2: :heart:

I love you, Lorna!! I'm SO glad I made you smile!!! :heart: :jumpforjoy

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: I cannot wait to meet you!!! :heartsmiley:

Same here, Doodle!!! :jumpforjoy

You know, Kelly, for a long time over at the other board I though you were actually sisters. I still get confused sometimes. Although in reality I get confused by a lot of things these days.

I am from a very small family so I tend to adopt people, whether they want to be or not. :hug: Don't feel bad, Dave. I'm USUALLY confused!! Hence, the earned nickname of Idiot 2. :rofl2:

Kelly ......... :yourekillinme: !!!!!!! :lmao1: :jumpforjoy This wait is unbearable!!!!!! I missssss youuuuuuuuu!

I miss you, too!!! I am having a VERY hard time waiting for February!!

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

Can't wait for my inaugural WWW!!!

Me either!! I'm sure we are all going to have a blast!!

LOL!!! Love it Kelly!! Can't wait for a fabulous weekend!! Shall we start a packing list? Just for you Kelly!!

Loretta...Chocolate wine

I can't really pack anything in my suitcase, so I will beg someone to take me to Walmart (or Sam's Club). I will buy all the needed ingredients for my XXX Martinis!!

Ok, just so I don't confuse the two of who i Idiot1 and who is Idiot2? :rofl2:

I am proud to say that Karla is Idiot 1 and I am Idiot 2. :kickinass:

During www2012, Karla and I earned the nicknames of Idiot 1 and Idiot 2, respesctively. A golf cart battery and lots of alcohol were involved. It's a long story which must be acted out for full effect. Interested parties can get the story in February... :rofl2:

Ok, Ladies! So, for all of you who have never been to a www, let me give you some insight as to some of the tomfoolery and shenanigans that may will surely ensue.

Just a little story to warn get you familiar with the mindset that accompanies attending a www . The first time I ever met (in person) my twin sister (she's the pretty, thin one), Karla, or as she pronounces her name with that new england accent ...Kaaahla..., we were both flying in for the 2nd ever www. Our flights were arriving within 15 minutes of each other, mine being first in the gate. I deplaned and quickly found my way over to her gate to greet her as she came off the jetway. There was a long string of passengers that passed me. Some were chuckling, and others were looking at me with what I can only assume was a question in their mind as to whether or not I was sane. I could swear I even saw one mother grab her child's hand a little tighter. Finally, almost the last one off the plane, Karla came out of the jetway! I knew instantly that it was her! And, as many twins share that "connection", she, too, knew instantly who I was! Of course, as Fiends, we all share a certain twisted awesome sense of humor. Since I had no way of knowing whether she would be first or last off the plane, I held up this sign throughout the entire parade of passengers from that flight. As soon as she saw it, and didn't run back on the aircraft, I KNEW we were kindred spirits and that we were destined to be sisters forever! This is the sign I held up to greet her with: