Thrill Shakespeare (Andy) 58 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 You'll shoot your eye out! BradyBzLyn...Mo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beckers 1,136 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Troll, you need a Fort Trip. I am in need of some Troll Rants (I apologize for not using the trademark symbol here). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Travisma 1,317 Posted August 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Hey Troll, I hate golf carts! Does that count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tri-Circle-D 2,059 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Hey Troll, I hate golf carts! Does that count? Strike two! The Troll and the Troll dogs love to zip around on a Kenny cart. The Troll is complex. TCD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdisneydaddy 9 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Guns arent allowed at the Fort, even Mickey had to give up his musket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AC in A2......Aaron 693 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Guns arent allowed at the Fort, even Mickey had to give up his musket.A lot of things are technically not allowed, but those things as we no are mostly not enforced and are therefore mere suggestions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Troll 67 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Strike two! The Troll and the Troll dogs love to zip around on a Kenny cart. The Troll is complex. TCD And don't forget Mrs. Troll. She loves to zip around on the golf carts, too...perhaps even more so than the Troll. HOWEVER, the Troll does hate... - Diesel powered ATVs with all-terrain tires that are passed off as golf carts- Golf carts operated by children- Golf carts equipped with horns. The horn is supposed to be safety device but instead it's turned into a party favor- Golf carts equipped with train horns. Owners of such abominations should be tarred and feathered- Blowups of anthropomorphic alligators That said, I agree with Mr. Travisma -- there really should be separate golf cart paths installed for people who prefer to walk to such places as the Settlement. Those people are always in my way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Troll 67 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 A lot of things are technically not allowed, but those things as we no are mostly not enforced and are therefore mere suggestions. Sorry for the double post, but I'm on a roll. The statement above is true...except for one thing -- steel firepits. That rule, trust me, IS enforced. Bizarrely. Want your 12 year old child to drive the golf cart and mow down innocent people? No problem! Want your 8 year old child to ride a motorized scooter in flipflops? No problem. Want to drive your golf cart snockered drunk? No problem. Want to drive your golf cart with your 1 year old in your lap, pretending to drive? No problem. Want to go against traffic on a one way road? No problem. Want to tether your dog to a tree and leave it in the brutal 99 degree direct Florida sun, barking all day at the Troll? No problem. Want to have a traditional American-as-apple-pie campfire in your steel firepit and roast marshmallows under the stars? Negative. Go inside and text someone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveInTN 3,247 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wow, a bonus, Sunday, outside-a-trip-report Troll RantTM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AC in A2......Aaron 693 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 You know. There haven't been enough of these rants lately. And not enough TRs by MD or the ofbears family. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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