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Hello to all Fortfiends! My name is Jason Brownell and I am the Vice President of Golf & Electric Vehicles. GEV has been my family's business since 1991 and we have enjoyed a long relationship with vacationers at Fort Wilderness for many, many years. While Steve Senesi is no longer with our company, we continue our dedication and commitment to your cart rental needs and look forward to playing our small part in helping fulfill your Fort Wilderness experience. I’d like to begin by apologizing to Cinderella73 for the recent experience you have had with your golf cart rental. Your voicema

Doggie Support Teams Security Guys Backup Plan - You need the doggie distraction squad One or two taco dogs, a border collie, and a Great Dane. The cuteness of the taco dogs will distract them, to allow the border collie to herd them into a pin and circle the enclosure, and the Great Dane to block the exit. Great Dane can also be used to love them half to death or pin them in place by sitting on their feet. Beverage Delivery Squad - Labs for beer runs Dog Sentry - Taco dogs placed at strategic locations to alert team members of possible intruders.

All I heard was Scot, does this canoe make my butt look fat?

I would LOVE!!!! to be there for Thanksgiving, but that is way out of the budget. My contribution to the revolution will have to be in the form of prayer (mostly that you don't get caught!).

Dear TCD, you are being way to short sighted on this project addendum. Why not refurbish River Country with said large machinery?

OK- Since we have some Fiends joining in the revolution, I will go ahead and assign areas of responsibility: Great! Please bring about two dozen. Maybe three. That will be a good start. I always liked the all white one. Please see if you can get one of those. Genia- We will put you in charge of the beer and bacon. We don't need no stinkin' bail. We're not going to get caught. This is going to be a stealth operation. We will do it when the old men Security guards are on duty. As long as you can run faster than an old geezer using a walker and oxygen tank, you're good to go. TCD

Preach it brother Dave! My girls, who love all things Disney, hate Lemonade Mouth too. Me? I've never seen it. Nor do I intend to. Are you overreacting? Heck no! Enough is enough. I am hoping to be at the Fort around Thanksgiving. Here's what we need to do: 1. Get a copy of Snowball Express. 2. Gather up all of the new poles they have placed around the Fort to block golf cart access. 3. Use the poles for a bonfire at the campfire area. While we are at it, maybe we can throw the new Settlement Trading Post sign on the fire too. 4. I will have my cousin Yuri arrange for access to the proj

It is truly miraculous how much Anna has blossomed from the love and care your family has given her!! She finally looks like a healthy child without a care in the world - which is far cry from the child you brought home. I had a young, Down's man in my church choir in Sarasota. He couldn't sing a note, couldn't read the music or lyrics, but he had to sing in the choir because God loves singing. This man was terrified of heights and as luck would have it, our church had a choir loft. That didn't deter Stephen. He would climb the stairs on his hands and knees, very carefully work his way to his