DaveInTN

I wouldn't be surprised if it reopens with a sponsorship.   Pluto's Bark Park, brought to you by Pedigree.   

The entire Fort is like a giant trap baited with chicken, ribs and kungaloosh, and we've all fallen for it. 

So this dog is living at the Fort free of charge, getting food handouts and not having to work for months on end?  If you had figured out how to get away with that, would you want to be caught? 

You're like an old, worn out pair of shoes with dog poop on the bottom.  She should have tossed you out years ago, but it gets to a point that you're somewhat comfortable, and shopping for new shoes is exhausting.  

You're like an old, worn out pair of shoes with dog poop on the bottom.  She should have tossed you out years ago, but it gets to a point that you're somewhat comfortable, and shopping for new shoes is exhausting.  

So this dog is living at the Fort free of charge, getting food handouts and not having to work for months on end?  If you had figured out how to get away with that, would you want to be caught? 

So this dog is living at the Fort free of charge, getting food handouts and not having to work for months on end?  If you had figured out how to get away with that, would you want to be caught? 

I got excited for a minute until I realized what they are.  I initially misunderstood and thought it was a Mickey Ice Cream Bar with rice krispies in the chocolate and a drizzle of white chocolate on the ears.   
Now, didn't that just make your mouth water? 

I don't buy this rumor.  I do expect we'll see an overhaul of the settlement area, including some sort of project to beautify the area to the rear of PH and TE.  But I expect the Fort Settlement may be one of the selling points for the Reflections resort, so I can't see them moving it a mile away. 

You can experience that and more when booking the Magic Four Way Special at Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino.  And it'll cost a lot less than $12,000.  Well...a little less anyways.  

You can experience that and more when booking the Magic Four Way Special at Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino.  And it'll cost a lot less than $12,000.  Well...a little less anyways.  

The year of a million schemes keeps rolling along. 
I guess if you're paying $2,500/ night to stay in an over water bungalow, what's $12,000 for a 1 day park tour. 
https://wdwnt.com/2019/01/new-world-of-dreams-12000-tour-being-offered-at-walt-disney-world-offers-cinderella-castle-suite-access-and-more/

Yeah... that's not cool at all. Maybe the marketing department can rename it "The Totally Awesome Break All The Rules And Piss Off All The Other Guests VIP Tour"

You can experience that and more when booking the Magic Four Way Special at Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino.  And it'll cost a lot less than $12,000.  Well...a little less anyways.  

The year of a million schemes keeps rolling along. 
I guess if you're paying $2,500/ night to stay in an over water bungalow, what's $12,000 for a 1 day park tour. 
https://wdwnt.com/2019/01/new-world-of-dreams-12000-tour-being-offered-at-walt-disney-world-offers-cinderella-castle-suite-access-and-more/

I'm always out in front of you folks.  Try to keep up.
  

I'm always out in front of you folks.  Try to keep up.
  

Don't worry....Buzzy has joined Melvin in the Disney Character Protection Program.  He's now disguised and working under an assumed name as a greeter at the Walmart on 535.  

unless it's with one of these...

You missed the most important part of PandS's post.  I was right!   😂

Petting is encouraged at Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino.

Petting is encouraged at Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino.

We only got one loaf last time.   The line was about 45 minutes.  I won't ever wait that long for a ride at WDW but think nothing of waiting for Dolly's cinnamon bread.  

Kroger owns Harris Teeter.  The Hairy Teets around me were rebranded to Krogers several years ago.  

Are they going to search toyhaulers? I'm sneaking mine in as an emotional support cart