ftwildernessguy

And this is all I’m going to say about that.

3000 loop- close to everything 

I just read the label on my colonoscopy prep kit.  You guessed it.

Buzzy has been working part time mixing Kungaloosh for the 3000 loop mixers and shuffleboard tournaments 

My dogs are all terrifying.   Disney pays me 5 bucks a dog to take them home.

Never a pet fee on the 3000 loop 

I have only paid 5 bucks per night not per pet 

When I was stationed at a weapons testing facility it was not uncommon to see a black Mercedes parked on an isolated road going into post with a guy with a tripod and camera with a large telephoto lens .  I now realize the guy was most likely Tony or Jason. 

When we lived in California we shopped at the Piggly Wiggly

HIJACK!

We love Aldi’s.  They have some pretty nice specialty items at Christmas time

 Box o wine is 15 bucks at the local wine store and it lasts all vacation

1 hour ago, Beckers said:

I’m thinking “ranch” like horses, etc and I’m like where is there a ranch in your area ?? 😂

I do have 3 dogs and I call it the Cadillac Ranch on Facebook 

24 years ago we bought a small ranch.  It was tight quarters for a few years until the kids left.  I kept telling my wife it was our retirement home.  Next year I’ll be retiring and FWGirl and I are very happy we stuck with the plan.

Is it a red solo cup?  Cause we used to get those for free all the time in college at beer parties and we didn’t have to drink any Starbucks swill.

I used to be a full hookup guy but last year my buddy Andy the CM reserved a premium for us.  Now FWGirl won’t stay anywhere else.  We liked the 500 loop.  Had plenty of room for the dogs and was far enough away from the road for our golden retriever who has anxiety issues.

Think about the methane gas produced by all those guests overeating at the Disney restaurants 

Of course this doesn’t take into account the pollution produced in the manufacture of the solar panels not to mention the banks of batteries necessary to store all this energy.   

What’s the big deal?  The Outback has served alcohol at every meal for the past 9 years.

I am reading this on my iPhone 

23 hours ago, Beckers said:

I find offending you highly satisfying.    

Fortunately I had my feelings surgically removed.

On September 28, 2018 at 3:12 PM, Beckers said:

I’m not into this throw everything you possibly can on a milkshake craze. I want either cupcakes or a milkshake or ice cream with sprinkles (or as we call them jimmies). 

I find referring to small multicolored confections that adorn ice cream as "jimmies" deeply offensive.  

It would have been cooler if he had restored the Honda Elite.

My inside sources say Spaceship Earth will get new narration by Fran Drescher.

They are also good for checking the air temp coming out of your AC ducts.