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Here I am thinking you never saw me.

This is a tablet.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR LOU AND BOB: This is a tablet... Not this....

All Hail The Oompah Belly! Well folks...this is it. We've reached the end of this report. Only a few more pictures to post, and then it'll be a wrap. First, we have some business to get behind us. In the last update, I told you how much I had eaten at Biergarten. And how full I was. At the end of the meal, I looked down as I was patting my belly and noticed that my shirt buttons were feeling a bit strained. One of them was close to popping. I considered calling in the Army Corps of Engineers to do some stress testing on it. But I figured that it would probably hold. But I wanted to c