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Can anybody use these relief areas, or are they just for service dogs?

Just walk in like you own the place, and if someone tries to stop you, pretend you don't speak whatever language they are using, scream "fuego" and start dancing like an idiot. They will welcome you with open arms, since the CM will assume you are one of the Brazilians Obama was so anxious to attract to the US.

Bobby told me at my blizzard party last night that Disney will soon be announcing that the official beer of Walt Disney World will be (insert drumroll here). IRON CITY BEER. All beer kiosks throughout WDW will be converted over to iron city beer machines, dispensing Pittsburgh's finest brew in the aluminum cans its customers have come to know and associate with its quality product. Bobby says this is in response to numerous questionnaires sent to WDW beer drinkers throughout the country. Many of the questionnaires were returned in an unreadable state, several were done in crayon, and most had unidentifiable stains on them. Mickey and pals were, however, able to read "Iron City" on enough of the questionnaires to determine that this is a beer preferred by WDW park guests as well as resort guests at value, moderate and deluxe resorts. Price will be 14 dollars per 12 oz can. For your convenience, all machines will have sensors for the new wrist bands.

Mental illness is tragic. The impact on families can't be imagined by those whose lives have not been touched by it. As much as acceptance has improved, the prejudices still thrive. I am afraid this incident will set back any advances made in acceptance by many degrees.

You'd think that cheap SOB would pick up the tab once in a while at Denny's.

I see you, like so many others, have forgotten the eighth dwarf, Dumpy, who flushes all the toilets at the Magic Kingdom when each guest is finished.

I have carefully examined the picture and have had it analyzed by my friends at CSI. The conclusion is that Lou has some gender identification issues. Tink is a dude.

Okay, here's the deal. IOS 6 no longer supports YouTube, so you have to go to the App Store and download the mobile version. Dave's link goes directly thru the mobile app in this case, and it comes up that the author has not authorized mobile use. Now being the self taught computer geek I am, it takes me a while, so I bypassed this by going into YouTube thru safari, then searching for Gwen's videos and all is good. So if anyone else is having the same issue I did, give this a try and you can enjoy Gwen's excellent and professionally done videos. It was well worth the trouble.

Okay, here's the deal. IOS 6 no longer supports YouTube, so you have to go to the App Store and download the mobile version. Dave's link goes directly thru the mobile app in this case, and it comes up that the author has not authorized mobile use. Now being the self taught computer geek I am, it takes me a while, so I bypassed this by going into YouTube thru safari, then searching for Gwen's videos and all is good. So if anyone else is having the same issue I did, give this a try and you can enjoy Gwen's excellent and professionally done videos. It was well worth the trouble.

That is one butt ugly dog.

I feel as a service to the Fiends, I must report that a few years ago while riding a WDW bus I was abducted by aliens. The food wasnt bad but the it didn't compensate for the probing.

I feel as a service to the Fiends, I must report that a few years ago while riding a WDW bus I was abducted by aliens. The food wasnt bad but the it didn't compensate for the probing.

If a squirrel comes close enough to me to touch it, it's dinner. Fry it up and make a nice gravy with the drippin's. Boy, howdy.

I don't get it. I mean, sangria is confusing enough, without taking away the only good part of it.

If a squirrel comes close enough to me to touch it, it's dinner. Fry it up and make a nice gravy with the drippin's. Boy, howdy.

My money saving tips.
Stay at the Fort at a full hookup site on a AAA discount off season, if possible.
Eat breakfast and dinner at the campsite.
Only eat counter service at the parks, and plan wisely. There are some exellent deals on counterservice meals. Rotissierie chicken meal at Cosmic Rays is an excellent deal. Flame Tree at AK is a good value.
I buy my tickets at SOG, with the no expiration. Since we only hit a couple parks a trip, it locks in the price for the next few trips and beats the ticket increases. I also have been known to use the military special tickets they have made available over the last couple of years, although the deal is not as good as it originally was.
Avoid Disney alcohol at all costs. It is ridiculously overpriced. I do make some exceptions, but they are considered special treats for me.
Get to the Fort a few days early and stay a few extra days after your vacation. You can set up in the overflow lot. Just don't open your awning or set out your lawn chairs and grill. This will cut your campsite cost by at least 50%.

There will be weekly Mojito parties in the 3000 loop.

I would not consider this a frozen beer. I love, on a hot summer's day, to put my favorite beer mug in the freezer, to make a beer slushie. Man, that's some good drinkin' there, boy howdy.

According to Bobby, the greatest challenge for the imagineers has been to develope a waterproof tabouleh for the new waterslide restaurant.

Having Jordan with us after a year in Afghanistan! :heart:

Only if you are a nonsmoker, who will not be at the site at the same time, and would let my kid ride around the loop on a bike.

Only if you are a nonsmoker, who will not be at the site at the same time, and would let my kid ride around the loop on a bike.

Only if you are a nonsmoker, who will not be at the site at the same time, and would let my kid ride around the loop on a bike.

I just want to add that I had a Spaten Oktoberfest draft tonight at dinner and it was delicious.

In Pennsylvania, if a deer hunter was standing that close to a dude in a skirt the dude would end up with a bloody nose.