ftwildernessguy

I called Larry.  He'll be over in a minute.

Nothing says fine dining like cold pickled fish.

If you buy your lettuce in the grocery store and it doesn't specifically say it is from the USA, there is a really good chance it was fertilized with human waste.  Makes that fish fertilizer lettuce sound pretty appetizing now, doesn't it?

If you buy your lettuce in the grocery store and it doesn't specifically say it is from the USA, there is a really good chance it was fertilized with human waste.  Makes that fish fertilizer lettuce sound pretty appetizing now, doesn't it?

If you buy your lettuce in the grocery store and it doesn't specifically say it is from the USA, there is a really good chance it was fertilized with human waste.  Makes that fish fertilizer lettuce sound pretty appetizing now, doesn't it?

Last time I was there the darn lid almost took my head off as I was dumpster diving.

I hear the maid throws loose Legos on the floor of the room for parents to step on just to make it feel more like home.

I hear the maid throws loose Legos on the floor of the room for parents to step on just to make it feel more like home.

I hear the maid throws loose Legos on the floor of the room for parents to step on just to make it feel more like home.

I hear the maid throws loose Legos on the floor of the room for parents to step on just to make it feel more like home.

I took out a girl who was built like a post in college.

The Fort is full of freebies.  Frankensoap, crockpots galore, large variety of brews in coolers at campsites.

Yeah, well, I'm renting one and you losers can't come in.

Yeah, well, I'm renting one and you losers can't come in.

Yeah, well, I'm renting one and you losers can't come in.

Yeah, well, I'm renting one and you losers can't come in.

Don't be fooled.  This is just one more way Disney has to spy on me.

That's a load of crap.  You need to contact a trailer fabrication shop.  Misaligned axles, while not frequent, are not uncommon, either.  The axle mount would need to be rewelded to the trailer frame.

Glad to see rotisserie chicken is still on the menu.

Don't be fooled.  This is just one more way Disney has to spy on me.

I have just two words for this.  Starlight Mints.

Wouldn't you think that, with AK right on property and, I assume, someone on staff there with some familiarity with the native wildlife of Florida and their habits, at least one of those yellow vested minions would be one of those experts and would be able to advise Disney re. This project and the relative effectiveness in deterring gators?  My guess is that, upon closer inspection, these are the same college aged geniuses you see everywhere carrying clipboards and traveling in tight packs around the property.

It's a long standing joke among some of us that are old timers.  Also involves a guy named Larry.  Watch for posts re. Him in the future.

I have just two words for this.  Starlight Mints.

Showers on vacation are an unnecessary luxury.   In a pinch, however, I will take some Frankensoap down to the cement pond for a quick rinse.