Tri-Circle-D 2,059 Posted August 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Holy cow, I am dying now!!!Thank for that much needed laugh!And sorry for jacking your report for a while. I promise to behave and pay attention from here on out. As long as no one brings up the-planet-that-begins-with-U, or doody again.FP4Please.Don't worry about it.You haven't been around here long.This is nothing.TCD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stefa70 205 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Best Hijack ever. :stooges: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caveat lector 181 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 My vote for BM......hanging chad implied Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ImDownWithDisney 342 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 All of this talk about Uranus reminds me of 7th grade. We had the biggest jerk of a history teacher. When talking about the Trojan war a guy asked if the Trojans had a space program. The teacher asked why he would ask that. The student then said "because I have heard that Trojans have probed Uranus". Everyone busted out laughing, and he took a trip to the office. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tri-Circle-D 2,059 Posted August 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Best Hijack ever. :stooges:I thought it was over.But I was wrong:My vote for BM......hanging chad impliedNIce Florida crack.No pun intended.All of this talk about Uranus reminds me of 7th grade. We had the biggest jerk of a history teacher. When talking about the Trojan war a guy asked if the Trojans had a space program. The teacher asked why he would ask that. The student then said "because I have heard that Trojans have probed Uranus". Everyone busted out laughing, and he took a trip to the office. LOLLOL is right!I wonder where that kid is today?That is a riot!Too bad it's pronounced Your-in-is now.TCD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SCTigerCock 171 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 BM is BM. But if he wants a different name, we can call him Stache, Rocket Man, or Sue? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tri-Circle-D 2,059 Posted August 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 BM is BM. But if he wants a different name, we can call him Stache, Rocket Man, or Sue?Stache and Rocket Man I get.Why Sue?TCD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SCTigerCock 171 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Stache and Rocket Man I get.Why Sue?TCDHe looks like a Sue? If I said, call him after some of these women around here, I would get my ass kicked. By the women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveInTN 3,247 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Andrew, nice attempt to get this report back on track. But unfortunately that is like trying to corral a herd of monkeys (do monkeys herd?) after someone left the cage door open. You can't toss a couple of BM and Uranus bombs into a crowd of Fiends and not expect a riot to break out. And don't try blaming this on me...my trip reports don't ever go off the rails like this one has.Now, having said that, I will throw you a bone (sorry, guess we should expect more hijacking) and comment on your Four Seasons boat post. I agree with you that I would not expect to see a boat from the Four Seasons to the MK any time soon. Besides the obvious physical limitations of the proposed route, such as the bridge, the dam, and the length of the journey, you also have to deal with two completely different operating environments. I'm no boating transportation expert, but it seems to me the types of boats Disney uses on Bay lake and on the canals around the DTD area and the Epcot/HS resort area are different than the resort and MK boats on the lakes; they seem to be flat bottomed and ride lower in the water. The canal boats may not do well moving across the distance of Bay Lake and Seven Seas Lagoon. And vice versa.Not to mention the fact that Four Seasons guests have no interest in taking a slow, noisy boat to the MK when they can ride in limos, helicopters and hovercrafts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SCTigerCock 171 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Andrew, nice attempt to get this report back on track. But unfortunately that is like trying to corral a herd of monkeys (do monkeys herd?) after someone left the cage door open. You can't toss a couple of BM and Uranus bombs into a crowd of Fiends and not expect a riot to break out. And don't try blaming this on me...my trip reports don't ever go off the rails like this one has.Now, having said that, I will throw you a bone (sorry, guess we should expect more hijacking) and comment on your Four Seasons boat post. I agree with you that I would not expect to see a boat from the Four Seasons to the MK any time soon. Besides the obvious physical limitations of the proposed route, such as the bridge, the dam, and the length of the journey, you also have to deal with two completely different operating environments. I'm no boating transportation expert, but it seems to me the types of boats Disney uses on Bay lake and on the canals around the DTD area and the Epcot/HS resort area are different than the resort and MK boats on the lakes; they seem to be flat bottomed and ride lower in the water. The canal boats may not do well moving across the distance of Bay Lake and Seven Seas Lagoon. And vice versa.Not to mention the fact that Four Seasons guests have no interest in taking a slow, noisy boat to the MK when they can ride in limos, helicopters and hovercrafts.So are you recommending a bridge? Got any suggestions?Just to point out you are talking of bones and flat bottems that ride low. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicki aka Rebelstand 272 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Now, having said that, I will throw you a bone (sorry, guess we should expect more hijacking) yeah and this one is all your fault... but I will resist as my deep southern lady indoctrination demands. At least until Stef jumps on it.. then all bets are off. :rofl3: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftwildernessguy 778 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 There is far too much potty humor here and it is making me uncomfortable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicki aka Rebelstand 272 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 So are you recommending a bridges, bones and flat bottems that ride low. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicki aka Rebelstand 272 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 There is far too much potty humor here and it is making me uncomfortable.I beg to differ. You are the one with a plunger in his avatar.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ftwildernessguy 778 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Actually, I was referring to the power of suggestion. The potty humor stirs up certain urges that make me uncomfortable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wak648...Bill 94 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Actually, I was referring to the power of suggestion. The potty humor stirs up certain urges that make me uncomfortable.I sure it has nothing to do with Uranus, BM, hanging chad, or slow movements down a canal. It has to do with the lack of beer, doesn't it? Nicki aka Rebelstand and caveat lector 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SCTigerCock 171 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I sure it has nothing to do with Uranus, BM, hanging chad, or slow movements down a canal. It has to do with the lack of beer, doesn't it?What the sam hell are you talking about?! There isn't such a thing?! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!I'm telling!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicki aka Rebelstand 272 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I sure it has nothing to do with Uranus, BM, hanging chad, or slow movements down a canal. It has to do with the lack of beer, doesn't it?after this I would be afraid of the what dreams too much beer might bring.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SCTigerCock 171 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 after this I would be afraid of the what dreams too much beer might bring....Now I see I need to repeat myself:What the sam hell are you talking about?! There isn't such a thing?! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!I'm telling!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Kahuna aka John 71 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Hey... I heard a rumor that the Four Seasons may have a lazy river.... as far as this planet thing... don't make me get out the Spaceballs DVD.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CKCK 45 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 All this abomination talk is making me dislike this TR...and that makes me dislike the abomination even more. How dare it mess with a TCD TR (and my fragile emotions).Despite that, I am overlooking it because I am supa excited about soft serve ice cream at TE.Woo hoo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BassMaster 7 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Holy crappola, who'd a thunk that the BassMaster moniker would cause such a commosh? I was going to go with Ocho-cinco, but that was already taken, and then given back, I think. I have a good mind to start a Change BassMaster's Name thread. Actually, I don't have a good mind so that won't happen. This TR has gotten smacked, jacked and hacked by a bunch of "Fiends Gone Wild".....and I'm diggin' it. I'm almost ready to change my name to "Where's The Fish". That should start a whole new posting frenzy of planetary proportions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wak648...Bill 94 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I'm almost ready to change my name to "Where's The Fish". That should start a whole new posting frenzy of planetary proportions.As in WTF is the BM? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3Mouseketeers....Eddie 8 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Not a problem.But don't let it happen again.Also, don't call Mission Space Mission to Mars.Or Spaceship Earth the giant golf ball (my reference to it earlier by that name was for comedic effect) (which, as usual, fell flat)Or Test Track Fast Pass or Fast Track or anything along those lines.Are you writing this all down?It's going to be on the test.TCDtest ? now there's a test oh hell I'm in trouble. never was good with them guess I better study up or better yet I need a field trip. yeah thats it a road trip well not much of one seeing how I'm only 45 min. away (don't hate me just move closer)guess I'll look into maybe for this weekend weather pending or get me some of those nifty ponchos and man up and go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortpartyof4 108 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 As in WTF is the BM? :rofl2:Holy hijack, Batman!You people are crude, twisted, and frankly, a little juvenile.I LOVE it!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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