ftwildernessguy

If it was my mother in law, I would encourage her to rent a campsite at least 3000 miles away, and that would still be too close.

On the first day you should eat at Biergarten. On the second day, you should try Biergarten.

Bobby says "all we have to do is advertise it as free and these sheep will pay anything for it."

Same technology they use to make the popcorn smell on Main Street.

Personally, I hate a thread hijack.

Bobby stopped by the house for happy hour. He said you clowns have to find a hobby and stop listening to rumors. He did, however, say that the out of date cars will be replaced with hybrids, the attraction will be sponsored by Toyota and each car will be complete with Takata air bags for safety since the non compliant kids keep bumping the cars. It seems Toyota has a bunch of these airbags as surplus for some reason.

I took my golden retriever to the mall once. I didn't have one of them fancy internet vests for him, so I made one out of used napkins from Wendy's. He blew his cover when all he did was run around smelling people's butts.

I would ride that thing all day.

The time between Thanksgiving and Christmas is a most excellent time to go. Not only because the weather is good but because the crowds are down. Biggest obstacle will be your weather in the Northeast, both leaving and returning. If we have another mild winter, you are golden.

Bobby is not amused.

I will be attaching mine to a wayward duck at the fort. Track that, Disney.

I double up.

Fort is good. I like.

I wear an aluminum foil hat. I am safe.

I have heard that Starlight mints are always popular, and readily available at many local restaurants for free.

The Army used to pay me a hundred bucks a month to jump from airplanes. Where do I sign up for this Disney gig?

Bobby says the lights are to direct drunken dentists to the American Dental Association picnic in the 3000 loop.

Life is kinetic. You either change with it or you die. It's that simple. I have many wonderful memories of our first trip to the Fort nearly 30 years ago. It is certainly different today, but if I continuously compare it to that first time, I will be more frustrated than I am anyway. That's why the 3000 loop exists. It is the Fort that never was but always will be.

Reclining stadium style seating with cup holders at the campfire area in the 3000 loop.

For sure. I love me some prehistoric dumbo. I just hope Disney unimagineers have installed enough strobe lights on Avatar to keep the effects going after everything has broken down within the first week.

The smaller the boat the better. It will increase the wait times and keep the crowds away from the good attractions at AK. I feel the same way about Star Wars land at Hollywood Studios. Shorter wait at Buzz.

Contemporary styling doesn't really fit with the Wilderness Lodge theming, but I suppose it makes perfect sense to the clip board carrying millennials Disney hires to make such decisions.

Larry has a hitch extension like that on the Larryvan. I assumed it was so he could open the back doors on the Larryvan when his trailer is hitched. Anyway, maybe this POS is beautiful inside. Probably not, but I thought I would give the guy something.

Ran out of Merlot.

Many thanks. We are back up and running. I have to check out this 800 loop people talk about.